Today I am feeling quite jealous of people with hair.  Lucky fuckers.

I WANT MY HAIR BACK!!!!!!

I owned my baldness yesterday.  I went to the gym bald because I forgot my scarf, and I wasn’t going to let baldness interfere with my workout (because I refuse to be fat and bald).  I got a lot of stares, and I wanted to be like, “What…have you never seen a bald chick with one eyebrow before?”

You can laugh.  It’s funny.