Today I am feeling quite jealous of people with hair. Lucky fuckers.
I WANT MY HAIR BACK!!!!!!
I owned my baldness yesterday. I went to the gym bald because I forgot my scarf, and I wasn’t going to let baldness interfere with my workout (because I refuse to be fat and bald). I got a lot of stares, and I wanted to be like, “What…have you never seen a bald chick with one eyebrow before?”
You can laugh. It’s funny.