I saw my ex this morning, and upon seeing me, the first thing he said was, “What the hell did you do to your ear?”  To which I responded, “You really don’t remember me wanting to get this piercing for like ever?”  He said, “Hmm…probably.”  Then he said, “Are you going to get your eyebrow pierced again?”  I just laughed.  

This won’t be funny to anyone but me.