I’m sitting in the waiting room until my client gets here. Here’s what’s happening :

Creepy lawyer, who has been hitting on me unsuccessfully for seven years, just told me I look like Anne Hathaway. He said it while staring at my boobs. He then made a point of telling me that Anne Hathaway is really hot, while winking. Ugh.

Racist lawyer is going on a rant about the downfall of Saint Louis. He won’t come out and say it’s because of the African American population, but he might as well. What a fucking asshole.

Tea Party lawyer is ranting about how bankruptcy is wrong. Yet he’s a bankruptcy lawyer. Figure that one out. I guess it makes sense, since anyone in the tea party has to be a fucking moron.

Lawyers are douche bags.