- You really shouldn’t apply mascara while driving, bitch.
- I don’t miss you at all.
- Why is everyone asking me if I’m okay all the time?
- I hate you/I love you. Over and over and over.
- Would it kill you to be on time for something just once?
- Give me all the Tramadol.
- Day one is in the books.
- Oh look, you’re naked again.
- Insomnia is better with a partner because sex.
- Un-fucking-follow.
- I hope I have the patience to properly train the child lawyer.
- I’m worried about you.
- Fuck you. You suck. Ugh. Oh look another baby pic. Cute cat!! Seriously die now. – Me on Facebook
- Silence is easy.
- Type. Type. Delete.
- Eye twitch.
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