Official weigh in day and I’m down almost four pounds. I know some of that is water weight, but I am feeling good about it anyway.

I had this dream a week or so ago that my teeth fell out, and ever since I have been obsessed with dental hygiene. Like I’m flossing three or four times per day. I couldn’t find my dental floss Saturday afternoon and I kind of flipped out. I clearly have problems.

Yesterday morning my bf told me I have “mad hair styling skills” based upon the way my hair looks after a blow-dry & style versus when I first wake up. It was adorable and hilarious. It’s true…my hair is a hot fucking mess when I wake up.

I keep waiting for someone to come on the news and tell us all we have been punked. I mean…this Donald Trump shit is a joke, right?

Recently, I’ve had babies on the brain. I think it’s because my eggs are getting old. Plus, a bunch of people on my Facebook feed have recently given birth to adorable spawn. I want a baby that stays six months old forever, because they are cute, but can’t really get around on their own.

I had a blast from the past this morning. An old client from like 2007 found me online and wants me to represent her in a case against her mortgage company. It sounds eerily similar to what we did in 2007. The problem is that the client is legitimately crazy. The first time I ever spoke to her she told me that my voice was like an angel from god delivering her from hell and that I was the only thing keeping her from eating a bullet. That pretty much set the tone for our entire relationship. Once, she had the receptionist pass me a note while I was conducting an interview, because she wanted me to know that if I didn’t call her in one hour she would be jumping out the window.  So no…I’m going to have to pass. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Dave and I had an interesting discussion last night about the state of the legal system, and I’m worried I have become too jaded.

I will have my son every night this week except Thursday. I love having him around. Just hearing him doing whatever around the house makes me smile.