In an attempt to rid myself of this horrible headache, I have tried the following:

1. extra strength acetaminophen (1300 mg)
2. caffeine (in the form of Diet Pepsi)
3. napping
4. aromatherapy
5. scalp massage
6. weed
7. booze
8. vicodin
9. orgasm

I’m running out of ideas. I can’t take NSAID pain relievers, because I already take Celebrex daily.

Suggestions?

I’m about to swallow some sleeping pills and pass out for the night.