when your ex texts you to say his friend in New Zealand found your blog through Mashable and messaged him to say, “So I saw your kid on the internet…”

*sigh*

I’m amazed he’s just now hearing about it, tbh. I figured that was a foregone conclusion. 

It’s now official: everyone I wanted to hide this shit from now reads it. 

*dramatic sigh*

*bangs head against wall*

To his credit, he’s not pissed. He’s just talking to me about it. 

But he did say he regretted reading the article. Since ya know…it shows my new life without him and all that. 

brb…dying inside