I’m road ragey. Today my son had to ask me to not be so angry while driving. So I def need to work on that. Oops.
I’m that annoying skinny chick who thinks she’s fat.
I don’t like mayonnaise and I judge people who do.
It annoys me when people ask me if I am available to do something when they know damn well I have no choice in the matter and have to do it. Just say, “Hey Jenn, I need you to do…”
I want to answer “no” and see what happens.
I have an unhealthy addiction to Diet Pepsi.
I have a crush on Charlie from It’s Always Sunny.
I’ve been reading step-parenting articles lately. Parenting is hard. Step-parenting will be harder, I think.
Sometimes I worry that I drink too much.
I’ll probably drink tonight anyway.
I have been known to use my looks to get my way. It’s surprisingly effective with old white guys. I’m a lawyer, so I’m constantly surrounded by old white guys. I use this to my advantage, and call it feminism.
I’ve never stolen anything in my entire life, unless you count the time I stole someone’s husband.
