We are rearranging our office suite and I’m going to be moving back into the other building. My partner has very specific ideas about where he wants my office to be. To make a long story short, he wants to share an office. I am very against this idea and have been trying to explain to everyone why it won’t work.
This morning, my assistant and I were discussing it, and I finally just blurted out, “I can’t share an office with anyone because sometimes I bang my boyfriend in my office and I’m not giving that up god damn it!”