Reasons I relate to cats


  • don’t touch me
  • wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
  • that’s enough snuggles
  • i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone
  • tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you
  • “i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
  • “why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
  • “i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
  • (hisses)
  • “i want food”
  • “but not this food”
  • (wanders around)
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