Everyone is crawling out of the woodwork to fuck with me. I wish they would go back into hiding.

I don’t want to be a bitch, but I seriously just don’t give a fuck.

Also, I was talking to my ex in person (which was hard to do without losing my shit, but I’m trying to be the bigger person for my son’s sake) and he put down his phone like right next to me. Anyway, some chick texted him a naked pic with the caption: hopefully this makes you feel better. I nearly choked on my Diet Pepsi. I hope he does a better job of hiding shit like that from our kid.

I’m hotter than her. Just saying. No wonder he’s so grumpy considering that’s what he’s pulling down now. Haha.

I have a date with Danielle tonight and I am soooooo excited.

I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.

But I have a cookie for later so…