thursday things – a list

  • Dude, I swear to god I am about to cut a bitch. If this chick doesn’t shut the fuck up I am going to lose my shit.
  • This week can be over any fucking time now. Longest week ever. With the exception of Tuesday night, this week has been one clusterfuck after another. I’m over it.
  • My scale is an asshole and I hate it.
  • I also tripped over it (the scale) this morning because I am a clumsy ass bitch. Now I have a giant bruise on my foot.
  • Jenn Alter – winning at life since 1979.
  • I’m ridiculously out of shape. Running is so hard for me now. I need to get it together. I’m such a mess.
  • I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
  • I have some serious concerns about an upcoming visit. If there is drama already…well let’s just say that’s not a good sign.
  • Dave gave me a couple of very generous gift certificates to Modcloth and Victoria’s Secret for our anniversary. I have been agonizing over what to get – but in the best way possible. Haha.
  • I’m so fucking tired. Physically & mentally.
  • One week and one day until CHICAGO TRIP 2016!!! I can’t wait. I need a break from reality.