Dude, I swear to god I am about to cut a bitch. If this chick doesn’t shut the fuck up I am going to lose my shit.
This week can be over any fucking time now. Longest week ever. With the exception of Tuesday night, this week has been one clusterfuck after another. I’m over it.
My scale is an asshole and I hate it.
I also tripped over it (the scale) this morning because I am a clumsy ass bitch. Now I have a giant bruise on my foot.
Jenn Alter – winning at life since 1979.
I’m ridiculously out of shape. Running is so hard for me now. I need to get it together. I’m such a mess.
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
I have some serious concerns about an upcoming visit. If there is drama already…well let’s just say that’s not a good sign.
Dave gave me a couple of very generous gift certificates to Modcloth and Victoria’s Secret for our anniversary. I have been agonizing over what to get – but in the best way possible. Haha.
I’m so fucking tired. Physically & mentally.
One week and one day until CHICAGO TRIP 2016!!! I can’t wait. I need a break from reality.
