Parent/teacher conference was tonight…

I swear to fucking god my ex is a master at making literally everything about himself. 

Teacher: Jackson really loves books. 

The ex: Oh that’s because I’m in publishing so books are a huge part of my life…blah blah blah.

Teacher: Jackson is advanced on everything but writing.

The ex: Oh that’s crazy because I’m a published author. Blah blah blah.

Me: 😡😡😡😡😡

2 thoughts on “Parent/teacher conference was tonight…

  1. JEN: (big smile) That’s right! At home, Jackson wipes his butt with the pages of Daddy’s books. He’s been doing it himself since he was tiny; so advanced.

    (awkward silence)

    (Jen earns a drink and a hug from The Internet)

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