body bitching 

I woke up this morning with a terrible pain in my leg. It starts at my hip and radiates down. Walking is a bitch. I’m guessing it’s a pinched nerve? My question is: how the fuck does one sustain such an injury while asleep? Is this what getting older is all about? Can I trade in my body for a new one? This body is clearly defective. 

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