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    • My ex continues to be a huge disappointment. He told me on Sunday night that Dave and I “wreaked amazing amounts of destruction.” He also talks about D like he’s some sort of super villain. It’s completely ridiculous.
    • I’m grateful everyday to be divorced. Being married to a man-child is the fucking worst.
    • My jaw fucking hurts and I’m just not convinced it’s related to the sinus infection. Unfortunately, the dentist can’t figure out which tooth would be causing the issue so I can’t try a root canal at this point. The pain woke me up around 2:30 am and I wasn’t able to get back to sleep until sometime after 6. Ugh.
    • I’m having insomnia problems again on top of all the pain bullshit.
    • I think I may have seasonal affective disorder. I find myself growing increasingly depressed during what should be the happiest time of my life.
    • And I’m losing interest in all the things I normally love.
    • I’m giving serious consideration to run/walking a marathon in October 2017. The training is a huge time commitment though, so i need to be sure.
    • Regardless, I need to get fit in 2017. Because I have a honeymoon to attend and I’m going to wear the skimpiest white bikini. It’s going to have “bride” written across the ass and be super fucking cliche. I can’t wait.
    • D and I celebrated the anniversary of the night we met last night at the place where we met. It was fun.
    • I truly understand what it means to be in love with your best friend. It is the best thing ever.
    • I’ve gained like 15 to 20 pounds in the last year and a half. I don’t know the exact amount because I refuse to weigh myself. I think I’m going to sign up for Weight Watchers next week. It worked really well for me last time. I lost 30 lbs on it.
    • Though part of me thinks: Jenn, you know how to lose weight. Just fucking do it.
    • Wine & beer have been the downfall of my waistline.
    • I’m 37-years-old and I still feel like a young, clueless girl faking it til’ she makes it. I’m starting to accept this just never stops.
    • Carrie Fisher. *cries*
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