On the way to school this morning, I showed Jackson a two dollar bill a friend gave me to give to him. He thought it was cool and I told him I would keep it for him until he got home. He told me yesterday that some kid had been stealing Pokemon cards from other students, including Jackson.

Jackson: Are you holding onto it because people are taking stuff that doesn’t belong to them?

Me: Yes. What’s up with that Daniel kid stealing your Pokemon card? I thought he was your friend.

Jackson (in a very serious voice): I don’t know, mom. There has been a lot of crime and mystery going on recently.

Me: *dies laughing on the inside*