I just took liquid Nyquil, which is how you know I must be feeling terrible. That stuff is vile.

Did you know you can get sparkling syrah? I had some last night at BTH (a local wine bar) and it was delightful as fuck. Sparkling wine is a weakness of mine. Mmm.

There is a family situation involving a shattered iPad that is driving me fucking insane. This shit has been going on for almost a week now and it’s still causing drama. My kid’s iPad screen has been cracked for over a year now. You know what I told him when he broke it? Suck it up, buttercup. Life’s a bitch and then you die. Might as well learn that lesson now. (Obvs I said it nicer than that, but that was most definitely the lesson).

I refuse to have spoiled and entitled children. Nobody owes you anything.

One of the kids took an epic dump and clogged the toilet, which subsequently overflowed. So that was fun.  I’ve never been so grateful to be congested. Silver lining!

I watched Nine Lives with the kids tonight, and I was expecting it to be fucking horrible, but it was actually pretty cute. It helps that the main character turns into an insanely adorable cat for most of the movie. Still…I can’t fucking believe Kevin Spacey signed up for that shit.

Pet peeve alert: “I read an article about _____ so now I’m an expert.”

We watched The Gang Goes to a Water Park earlier and it was both hilarious and disturbing.

We were supposed to go see Hidden Figures tonight, but I wasn’t feeling well enough. I promised the kids I’d take them next week. I’m pumped to see it.

I’m getting my hair done tomorrow. **insert praise hands** It has been two months. I look a fright.

I’m hoping for a snow day on Friday. *fingers crossed*

I’m actually ready for this weird 60 degree weather to get the fuck out. It’s January in Missouri. That’s fucked up, dude.