Get out of my dreams. Get into my car. 

  • You know what’s amazing? The block feature. Tired of being reminded that someone exists? Poof!! Be gone!!
  • TMI alert!!!! You’ve been warned!! D and I have the most amazing sex. We are extremely sexually compatible, and after five years we still bang very regularly. Spontaneously. It’s fun and freeing and just…ahhh. He still gives my butterflies. 
  • Haha. Moving on. ☺️
  • I had Jackson tonight because my ex threw his back out and apparently couldn’t walk. So…last night, Jackson had a nightmare about a killer clown and he woke me up around three am because he was scared. I cuddled him until he fell asleep. Tonight, when I put him to bed, he told me he was still thinking about the clown so I ended up cuddling him again. I felt very overwhelmed with emotions during our little cuddle fest. I just love him so much. He’s so sweet and good. I hope I’m a good mother to him. I love when I hear him call, “Mommy?” He’s the best. He’s my heart. 
  • Freya started basketball tonight and I’m excited to hear all about it tomorrow.
  • I wish D’s ex wouldn’t look at me like I’m a fucking Klingon whenever she sees me (like this morning). 
  • I need to talk about my body image. It’s a complicated issue for me. On the one hand, I feel like a giant, fat, hideous troll beast. I feel old, out of shape, and ugly. On the other hand, I have a line of dudes trying to bang me, so it can’t be that bad right?
  • I have a flair for the dramatic. It is known. 
  • One thing that annoys me about myself is how easily I can accept and/or forgive flaws in everyone else(including people that don’t deserve it) but can I  accept myself? Lol nope.
  • I may be high. Maybe. I’m definitely sleep deprived. And maybe I’ve had some beers. Stop judging!
  • 😴😴😴😴😴
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