a briefing from bed

  • So the biopsy sucked balls and I won’t get the results until my follow-up appointment in three weeks. Ugh.
  • Crampy as a motherfucker right now.
  • Drugged up and in bed with my kitty.
  • I want a set of tarot cards and a beginner’s guide.
  • And a new Kindle Paperwhite.
  • I only really use Instagram because of the frames. I love framing those little square pics.
  • I’m a member of Warehouse, which is a DMB fan site where you can get first dibs on concert tickets. I tried to get premiere seats for the Dave & Tim show in Nashville, but I didn’t get them, so now I’m not sure if I want to go or not.
  • I saw Dave & Tim back in 99 and I had amazing seats for it because my old friend (who was apparently in love with me) camped out overnight in the cold to get them. He didn’t even like Dave Matthews. In fact, he sort of hated Dave Matthews.
  • No…he didn’t get laid.
  • I did make out with him once though. It was weird (for me).
  • I’m a big fan of making photo books. I’m working on a 2016 version currently.
  • I’m way stressed about stuff going on at the office. Like way fucking stressed.
  • Sometimes I feel like I have too much weight on my shoulders and I’m going to collapse from the burden of it all.
  • I signed up for ipsy again. I missed it. It was fun getting that hot pink package in the mail every month.
  • I’m considering signing up for either Stitch Fix or Wantable just to see what it’s like, though I’m worried it’s not for me since I have a very specific style and I don’t really want jeans and blazers and the like.
  • My wardrobe mostly consists of: leggings, skirts, dresses, quirky tees, tunics, and cardigans.
  • I’ve been teaching Freya how to do a bunch of stuff recently because she asked. She says she wants more responsibility around the house and wants to learn more domestic stuff. So I’ve taught her the following: how to use the washer & dryer, how to use the microwave, how to cook mac & cheese and spaghetti with meatballs, how to load & run the dishwasher.
  • We are also assigning both kids chores and having them wake themselves up in the morning with an alarm.
  • I got D hooked on Black Mirror. He’s trying to get me hooked on Fargo, but I’m resisting.
  • I’m so looking forward to our trip to Louisville this weekend. I need a break.