My assistant came down to my office with a big box from Amazon.

Her: What did you order this time?

Me: Oh you know…I needed a D&D Player’s Handbook of my own because everyone is always hogging it on game nights and I need to be able to access my spells.

Her: *stares at me like what-in-the-actual-fuck are you talking about*

Me: That’s probably like the nerdiest thing I’ve ever said, huh?

Her: Ya think?