just so you know…

  • I’m fucking tired, dude.
  • The weather sucks. It has been raining all morning.
  • It was a dreary and dangerous four hour (round trip) drive to/from court this morning.
  • Illinois drivers are the fucking worst.
  • My client said some seriously crazy shit to me this morning.
  • For example: he told me a lovely tale of a girl he knew who got gang raped while out trying to score heroin and then got “smeared” by a truck when she tried to run away.
  • Can’t make this shit up, you guys.
  • The law is not a glamorous enterprise.
  • My joints hurt.
  • I need a nap.