- I’m fucking tired, dude.
- The weather sucks. It has been raining all morning.
- It was a dreary and dangerous four hour (round trip) drive to/from court this morning.
- Illinois drivers are the fucking worst.
- My client said some seriously crazy shit to me this morning.
- For example: he told me a lovely tale of a girl he knew who got gang raped while out trying to score heroin and then got “smeared” by a truck when she tried to run away.
- Can’t make this shit up, you guys.
- The law is not a glamorous enterprise.
- My joints hurt.
- I need a nap.