I’m in a bit of a mood today. I’m tired and in pain. I can hardly walk so that means I can’t work out, which sucks because I’m old and gross. The basement level of my firm’s office flooded and it smells like a bag of rotten dicks in there now. People are stupid, like incredibly fucking stupid, and I hate them. My head feels cloudy. My friend keeps initiating text conversations with me but then he doesn’t have anything to say really so then the conversation is completely one sided and awkward and I’m stuck sitting here like what in the actual fuck do you want from me. I don’t have time for this bullshit, dude.

Grrrrrrr.