No one cares, my friends

  • I went to the Cheesecake Factory last night and didn’t eat cheesecake. Where’s my fucking trophy?
  • But…tonight was Free Pie Wednesday at O’Charley’s, which is what the kids picked for dinner. Oops. There may be a slice of French silk in the fridge. Maybe. 
  • Today this attorney I don’t talk to often told me that he thinks I’m by far the best dressed attorney. Awww. ❤️
  • I didn’t get yelled at by the judge. 
  • Watching/reading the news makes me want to drink. 
  • I spent a bunch of money at Michael’s and didn’t even buy anything for myself. Freya is now all set to make her mom’s present. Yay. 
  • I never thought I’d say this…but I fucking love Michael’s.
  • Today I ripped off my pantyhose halfway through the day because they were digging into my fat roll. Fuuuuuuck. 
  • I’ve decided to give BeachBody a go. I can do anything for 21 days. I need a kick in the ass.
  • So…yeah. 
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