i’m looking for something to make me feel nothing

  • This has been a weird, hard, long week and I’m grateful today is Friday.
  • I drafted a couple of motions and got them on file this morning. Now I’m basically brain dead and completely unmotivated.
  • We have fun plans with friends tonight.
  • Clients have been *on* this week.
  • Yesterday, this dude bro tried to cut me off while I was answering a question, which I didn’t allow, and then he goes, “Can I finish?” and I was like, “No, you can’t finish because I have zero interest in anything you have to say on this matter, and I’m actually in the middle of speaking right now. Your biggest problem in life is that you seem to think what you have to say is more important than what anyone else is saying, even experts whom you have paid to speak regarding the subject at hand. You also seem to think that you speaking regarding subjects you know nothing about is more important than you listening to professionals speak about them, and I assure you it is not.”
  • Stop fucking mansplaining me, prick.
  • I met with a dude yesterday who got scammed out of $23k from some random chick on Facebook and it was the single dumbest scam I’ve ever heard about (and I’ve heard a lot). I was sitting there thinking to myself: how can someone be this naive? Then he went on to declare (for seemingly no reason, as it was unrelated to anything we were discussing), “President Trump knows what’s up and he’s good for this country.” Me (to myself): Ahh, now it all makes sense.
  • That Rilo Kiley lyric “there’s blood in my mouth cause I’ve been biting my tongue all week”…that lyric is my life.
  • My tooth hurts really bad and I can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I still have serious sinus issues so it could be related to that or I could just need a root canal. I don’t know what to do. Maybe I’ll just cry?
  • Tonight I’m going to drink the pain away, baby.