The situation 

  • We stay out later on D&D nights than on sex date nights. What does this say about us? 
  • Whatever it is…I’m more than good with it. 
  • I think I’ve ruined D on other women and I LOVE it.
  • Sorry not sorry, babe. 
  • Tonight, Twilight Sparkle was captured and Farbris (D’s character) lost his shit and risked everything trying to save her/me. 
  • Awwwwwwwwwwww ❤️
  • A creeper texted me tonight and my bestie saw it. I thought she was going to cut a bitch. 
  • She doesn’t play. She’s one of the only people I’m legit scared of pissing off. Ha. 
  • On the way home, Closer by NIN came on the radio, and I told D the story about the time it came on in the car with Freya not that long ago. She started dancing to it in her seat just as I was reaching over to change the station. She was like “hey I like that” and I was like “NOPE.”
  • Not on my watch, babe.
  • We are “watching” Star Trek in bed. I expect D to be passed out in like three min. 
  • I love our situation.