I’m way down on my appearance today, so I spent the morning watching YouTube videos on make-up application techniques, including color correction. I plan to pop into Sephora before I get the kids to grab some supplies.

Who am I kidding though? I suck and it won’t work and will be a waste of money and I’ll just throw the shit in the pile of shit I already have and don’t use because it doesn’t magically transform my face into something beautiful.

Check out that run on sentence. Ha.