“good day to youse”

  • On what planet is it socially acceptable to respond “yum” on someone’s Facebook profile pic? That’s gross. Don’t do that. My mom and grandmother saw that. Not cool.
  • I shouldn’t be surprised though. This dude is…aggressive. I should block his ass.
  • Today my client was like, “Do you mind if I ask how old you are?” I told him I’m 38. He was like, “No way.” Love it.
  • Another day, another courthouse. Today was SDIL. I think I’m going to start filing Ch 13s over there again. I mean, if I’m going to get spanked by the Western District, then I may as well get spanked by the Southern District as well.
  • Dollar dollar bills, y’all.
  • Luckily, law school and my 11 years of legal experience have taught me how to take my fucking medicine with a god damned smile on my face.
  • I met this dude today, who, after finishing up our meeting, put his sunglasses on and said, “I can’t wait to put these motherfuckers on tonight!” He then proceeded to do a happy dance.
  • I think he’s happy it’s Friday.
  • Me too, my dude. Me too.
  • I’m about to head out to pick up my kiddos and I really couldn’t be happier about it.
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