On what planet is it socially acceptable to respond “yum” on someone’s Facebook profile pic? That’s gross. Don’t do that. My mom and grandmother saw that. Not cool.
I shouldn’t be surprised though. This dude is…aggressive. I should block his ass.
Today my client was like, “Do you mind if I ask how old you are?” I told him I’m 38. He was like, “No way.” Love it.
Another day, another courthouse. Today was SDIL. I think I’m going to start filing Ch 13s over there again. I mean, if I’m going to get spanked by the Western District, then I may as well get spanked by the Southern District as well.
Dollar dollar bills, y’all.
Luckily, law school and my 11 years of legal experience have taught me how to take my fucking medicine with a god damned smile on my face.
I met this dude today, who, after finishing up our meeting, put his sunglasses on and said, “I can’t wait to put these motherfuckers on tonight!” He then proceeded to do a happy dance.
I think he’s happy it’s Friday.
Me too, my dude. Me too.
I’m about to head out to pick up my kiddos and I really couldn’t be happier about it.