This is a classic fucking episode of IASIP, and one of my favorites. It could also be called The Gang Has A Trial. The lawyer in me loves this.
This part feels particularly relevant right now. I laughed really hard when I heard this tonight.
These liberals are trying to assassinate my character. And I can’t change their mind. I won’t change my mind, ’cause I don’t have to. ‘Cause I’m an American. I won’t change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me. I’m dug in, and I’ll never change.