Update 

It’s 4 pm and I’ve consumed the following alcoholic beverages:

  1. Bell’s Two Hearted IPA
  2. Corona Light draft 
  3. Pina Colada (made with heavy rum…holy fuck)
  4. Corona Light draft 
  5. Pinot Grigio (still working on it)

The keys to day drinking: 

  • Pace yourself, but don’t allow too much time between drinks or you’ll start to feel tired and/or headachy.
  • Pound a water here and there.
  • Make sure to have a decent sized lunch. Day drinking on an empty stomach is asking for disaster. 

The more you know…

There will be more drinking tonight, obviously. 

I’m assuming I’ll gain several pounds during this honeymoon, but it’s all good. I’ve got fitness plans when I get home. Now is not the time to worry about my weight. This is all about indulgence. It’s glorious. 

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