This dude called earlier and was like oh hey my house is going to be sold at foreclosure tomorrow and I want to stop it. Okay fine. Come in.
He gets here and it isn’t even his house. It’s his 95 year old mother’s house.
Well she’s old so she stayed home.
Are you POA?
Well yeah. Of course.
Okay, show me the paperwork.
Well I don’t have it with me.
Okay go get it.
Well I actually mean I don’t have paperwork at all.
So you aren’t POA?
Well I tell people I am.
Okay well 1) stop doing that because it’s fraud, and 2) I can’t help you. I need to meet with your mother and you are running out of time.
So you expect me to bring her in here just to meet with you??
Sure do! I’m not getting disbarred for you.
Btw…do you have my money?
I have a check I was going to write.
LOL NO!!!! Cash only – like we told you on the phone.
Okay I’ll be back in 40 minutes.
I’m not holding my breath.