clients today

  • One got “taken by a scam” where he paid out over $15,000.00 (via iTunes gift cards) to someone he met through an online dating site, but never met or saw in real life. I shit you not. I wanted to ask him if he at least got some sexting action, but I didn’t.
  • Another had the most ridiculous fake eyelashes I have ever seen (which is really saying something) and I couldn’t stop staring at them. I wanted to pull them off so badly. Oh and she just doesn’t understand why she isn’t eligible to get a discharge of all this debt she’s accumulated – even though she just had a discharge of debt like four years ago. “UGH…IT ISN’T FAIR!!!!!!!!!”
  • This other dude came in wasted and absolutely reeking of alcohol. He looked like he was about five seconds away from completely losing his shit. After he left, I had to Febreze the entire downstairs and light a bunch of candles – the reek was overwhelming.
  • One more to go. I wonder what’s behind door number four??


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