I’m in Saint Charles County Court today so I figured I’d pop across the street and pay my personal property tax. But they only take checks…

Wtf? What is this 1995? Are you fucking serious?

I can pay online and then wait FIVE FUCKING DAYS to get the receipt in the mail. You can’t use the online receipt to renew your registration – because that might actually make sense.

Ffs, do you want my $550 or not?