This happened at court this morning:

Client: So how long have you been doing this?

Me: Like 13 years.

Client: Oh…really? I thought you were my age.

Me: How old are you?

Client: 27

Me: Oh…haha. Nope. I’ll be 40 in July.

Client: Um…wow! What are you doing to look so young?

MOTHERFUCKING FUCK YES!!