I have a public instagram account, and obviously this blog is public. I enjoy 95% of the interactions I have with my followers, but then there is that 5%, comprised mostly of creepers and scammers, that have to ruin things.

Let me save you some time:

No, I don’t want to invest in whatever you’re selling.

I don’t want to write a guest post or have you write one for my blog.

And finally: I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK.

Okay thanks bye.