My bestie is live-texting her family road trip to Florida. It’s her, her husband, and her 11-year-old stepson. Her first text, sent 45 minutes in, stated: I WANT OUT.

It has only gotten more humorous the further they go. I feel for her, but also 😂😂😂.

The latest: her kid spilled water all over the backseat, and her husband won’t turn off his motherfucking church music, so she put on headphones.

I’m dying.