Our new car loan is through Fifth Third Bank, and they sent us an actual payment booklet. I’ve heard of these, but have never had a bank actually provide one.

This seems really outdated to me. It’s 2019. What even. But it gets better! Because inside they have instructions, and the instructions get really fucking specific.

DO NOT MAIL THE ENTIRE BOOK.

I can’t stop laughing. I know why they have to put this in here, and in all caps even: my clientele is the reason. One-hundy.

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