I’m drunk high and feeling fine.

Yes.

**deleted mean comment** It was funny tho. Don’t ask me what it was, because I’m not going to remember.

I’m actually really sad that we didn’t get that dick lighter when we were in Key West. We got the grenade lighter instead, and it’s cool, but that dick lighter was legit.

During dinner, D and I heatedly debated whether we should get chickens. Angela has some she was going to give me (the cutest baby chicks omg), but D was like omg no, and shit all over my super duper joyful chicken-keeping daydreams, and now we shall have no chickens. He did offer up another cat as a consolation prize. I’m gonna put it in my back pocket and give it some more thought.

Probably none of this even makes sense to anyone else.

I ordered my personalized license plate tonight, and I am crazy excited. I’m about to pimp out my generic black SUV and make it Jenn-motherfucking-riffic.

I spent my late afternoon with Annie and Meredith. Meredith does our hair, and is Annie’s sorority sister from back in the day. She’s very cool and is a kick ass stylist. Anyhoo…she was coloring Annie’s hair while I waited, and Annie was going to tell us some juicy gossip about her husband’s baby mama drama, and I was like, “Spill the tea, sis,” and Meredith did a spit take, because she has a daughter too, so she got it. Annie was like lol wtf.

Speaking of hair – I’m in the process of going red! We added a bunch of red undertones tonight, but you can only see them in the sunlight. Next time we are going to highlight it (omg bleach on my black hair!) and then add in burgandy. Over time I should become a red head. The good news is that, if I hate it, it won’t be difficult to go back to black.

My throat hurts like a motherfucker. I’m like 90% sure it’s just allergies, but I don’t know for sure. I’m too lazy to do anything about it but complain so…

We set up a law firm fun day today! We’re doing a half day arcade & booze day in October, and I can’t wait. It has been too long.

I don’t have to go into the office tomorrow. I have medical appointments instead. I did bring several cases home with me, however, so hopefully I’ll have time to get into some of that. I won’t lie though: I kind just want to keep on keepin on with my SATC marathon. I think I’m almost done with season 2.

My oncology appointment isn’t until like 1 pm, so I get to sleep in tomorrow and that is sweet af.

We’re watching Sunny right now, and it reminds me that D and the kids say that I’m the Dennis, and fuck…they’re right.

I’m in the mood to do some drunk shopping so I gotta gtfo.

AND YES.

lol lol lol

STOP