I received the following email the day after the play where someone performed a monologue from the viewpoint of a frustrated mother whose daughter keeps losing her retainer.

I remember thinking: that’s probably going to be me at some point. I didn’t think it would be me THE NEXT FUCKING DAY.

He only had it for two days before he lost it. Motherfucker. There goes another half day of work and another hundred bucks.

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