Life is way too short to keep doing this low carb bullshit. I need some fucking cake. I had a bagel this morning, and my stomach is pissed, but my heart has no regrets. Gonna ease back into eating carbs.
In the words of the great Dave Matthews:
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Or, if you’d rather, in the words of the great Frank Reynolds:
I don’t know how much longer I have left, so I’m gonna get real weird with it.