I’ll tell you one thing I know for sure…

Life is way too short to keep doing this low carb bullshit. I need some fucking cake. I had a bagel this morning, and my stomach is pissed, but my heart has no regrets. Gonna ease back into eating carbs.

In the words of the great Dave Matthews:

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

Or, if you’d rather, in the words of the great Frank Reynolds:

I don’t know how much longer I have left, so I’m gonna get real weird with it.

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