i’d cut a motherfucker…

This just happened in my last consultation:

Me: What is your marital status?

Him: Single.

Me (because I have learned the hard way): Have you ever been married?

Him: *long pause*

Him: I’m married.

Me: Are you separated or something?

Him: No. I’m just used to saying I’m single. *raises eyebrow at me and winks*
I guess you can put down whatever you think is best.

Me: Well, I’m going to put down that you are married, because you are legally married, and that means something whether you think it does or not.

**What’s even worse is that they just had a baby together one fucking month ago.

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2 thoughts on “i’d cut a motherfucker…

  1. The You in my Head: Well, I feel I need to point out that you just lied to your OWN attorney in a no-stakes situation. That means that at no point can I trust that you are being honest in higher stakes situations about literally anything. Therefore, I’d recommend you get the hell out of my office and find yourself an attorney I DON’T know, because I’m going to be warning all my associates that you are a high risk case.

    Or similar… I mean, if it had been a criminal matter he’d be utterly under the jail and un-represented. But, yeah… ugh.

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