This shit is getting to be too much. Last month, they found a dead body in front of the office. Hookers use our parking lot as a fuck site, and leave used condoms laying around. There are lots of muggings, random assaults, hit and runs, and various other crimes in the area – even in broad daylight. It seems to be on the rise. We often have random people walk in off the street and ask for handouts. Unfortunately, we have a little over a year left on the lease. My plan is to eventually relocate the office much closer to where I live. I’ll lose some clients over it, but I don’t really give a fuck.