Last night, we watched the new Patton Oswalt comedy special on Netflix. His wife died a few years ago, and he’s remarried now, which he mentioned. He started talking about how awesome his new wife is; how much he loves being married, and I felt a blinding rage overwhelm me. I wanted to reach through the screen and punch him in the nuts.
Listen – I get it. Life’s short. You have to make the most of it. Choose love. You’ve gotta do what makes you happy.
But on the other hand…fuck him. And also fuck Rick who is about to get remarried even though Grace has been dead for barely a year. What the fuck is with these dudes who get remarried a year after their spouse dies??
Your wife died? Oh shit – better go get you a new one ASAP.
What a piece of trash. Yes, I’m being a judgmental cunt, and I don’t give a fuck.
Fucking bite me.