Attorney on docket: “Your honor, if I can take just a minute to explain why my client isn’t current…”
Me: *long dramatic groan*
Don’t worry – I was on mute.
Also “a minute” is really more like 5 fucking minutes of nonsense that doesn’t matter.
Also – when I hear cats meowing in the background of these phone hearings, it brings me much joy. I want to shout: Hi, kitty!
But I don’t, of course. lol