the morning docket

Attorney on docket: “Your honor, if I can take just a minute to explain why my client isn’t current…”

Me: *long dramatic groan*

Don’t worry – I was on mute.

Also “a minute” is really more like 5 fucking minutes of nonsense that doesn’t matter.

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Also – when I hear cats meowing in the background of these phone hearings, it brings me much joy. I want to shout: Hi, kitty!

But I don’t, of course. lol

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