First, my face:

It has been a lazy day around here. I’m exhausted. It’s going to be an early night for me.

I almost grinched out and didn’t pass out candy, but then decided I might as well get it out of my house. One baby was dressed up like a potato and omg. I’ll probably turn off the light soon so we can watch some Breaking Bad.

I miss my kids. I’m glad they’ll be home tomorrow.

I have in-person crim court tomorrow morning. Then a telephone docket tomorrow afternoon. That’s the only court all week though (I think).

My ex came to the party last night, and she was stunning. I can finally share the big news: she’s pregnant. I’m so happy for her.

I want a baby. A baby pig. Lol.

I got my bestie so high last night that she had to leave the party. 😬

Oh and C brought me a package of clove cigs and they are just as amazing as I remembered.

I’m not ready for the weekend to be over. Sigh.

I have a brain MRI on Wednesday.

Oh – I read 16 (1/2) books on October, in case you wonder what I do with all my time. Ha.

Two jokes I’ve heard tonight:

What kind of food does a cheetah eat?

Fast food.

How does a vampire fly?

With his blood vessels.

I need to lose weight. Not a lot. Maybe ten pounds? I’m trying not to obsess, because it’s not that big of a deal, but I’m def not feeling comfortable in my skin nowadays.

Happy Halloween!! I’m going to leave the candy on the porch and go hang with my husband.