D drove me to court tonight because I was feeling awful. What a man!! 🥰

My client got pissed off and bailed on the hearing. He just stomped out like a little bitch.

So I needed a drink:

And brownies:

Yes, I’m doing keto again. I don’t want to talk about it. LOL

EXCEPT…In my defense, I’m going on a sex trip in two weeks, and I need to weigh five pounds less, okay?! Okay.

Just go with it.

But, seriously, I’m not going to let 15 extra pounds keep me from living my best life.

Oh and btw: I think I have a girl date on Monday. Lunch with who I’m going to cal Lady A. This has been a long time coming and I’m nervouscited.

Oh oh oh – I also invited friends over for sexy time on Saturday night. Because fuck this shit, that’s why.

I tend to be social in spurts. I’ll live large this weekend, and then isolate until the Louisville trip.

Seize the motherfucking day whenever you can, lady. ♥️♥️