D and I had really hot sex tonight; a hot, hard, juicy fuck. Afterwards, I looked at him and sang, “Certified freak. Seven days a week. Wet ass pussy – make that pull-out game weak.” He laughed, and said,”What the hell is that?? That shit is pornagraphic.” He doesn’t know Cardi B. lol
He’s so cute, and I love him. Things are going really well right now, and I am happy.
I never fully appreciated the beautiful melancholy that is Adam Duritz/Counting Crows until just recently.
Round Here, Rain King, A Long December?
FUCK. ME. RIGHT. THE. FUCK. UP.
And she has a driver’s permit.
Holy fuck we’re old, babe.
When I hear the lyric, “she’s been dying, and I’ve been drinking,” it feels like a good summary of our lives right now.