A fellow WP blogger posted that she has 23 unpublished posts in her drafts folder, which prompted others to comment with their number. I just checked mine, and I’m sitting at 255 unpublished posts. Lol-for-fucking-ever. Always extra, baby. Maybe I’ll choose one to post at random. Post or purge, right?
I feel like this is a respectable list:
It’s probably tmi so proceed at your own risk.
Since I’ve turned 40, my sex drive has been turned up to 11. I’m dtf almost always. Last night, around two am, I almost woke up my husband to fuck, but then decided to take matters into my own hands instead. I assumed, correctly, that I’d get that dick first thing in the morning.
I don’t have the best body, but I have an amazing ass and legs, a cute face, and am an enthusiastic lay. I think that’s plenty.
I want to go into great detail about what a good day I’ve had, but I’m too fucking tired.
The short version: the workday flew by and then I spent the evening shopping and dining with my bestie. We had a great time.
And now I am in bed, where I will chill until I finally pass out.
Oh and maybe I’ll get crazy and smoke some weed in the bathroom (so I don’t bother our house guest).
What I’m not going to do is sit here and write a big long rant about how middle aged and frumpy I have felt all day, which is actually silly considering how many genuine compliments I received today, mostly from complete strangers, on my look/sense of style. But you know…this fucking brain of mine is a god damned asshole, so. 🤷🏻♀️
I didn’t take a picture of my outfit today, but it was a black and white cat dress over teal leggings with black Mary Jane heels. I also wore my black and white houndstooth jacket with a big pink flower brooch. I finished it off with a pearl headband. Two random people at court had a discussion right in front of me about my look, and informed me I look like some TV character I had never heard of.
And like yeah I guess I kind of do. ^^
I kept exclaiming over and over this morning on my way to the Jeffco office.
Btw, I’ve been thinking recently that Collective Soul is an underrated 90s band.
A friend posted this over on Tumblr and I love it.
I’m running a day behind. I’m going to try to combine two tomorrow to catch up.