I’m almost 40 though, so…
Tag Archives: adulting is hard
Clumsy
I just hit myself in the face with my phone while browsing Tumblr. That happens way more often than I’d like to admit.
i’ve turned it into a game
How many days can we go without going to the grocery store?
I fucking despise grocery shopping so very much.

at least i can laugh at myself
I’m pretty sure that last night, in a state of intoxication, I smooshed my colleague’s cheeks and declared, “Oh I’m just so glad you came to my party!”
Jenn Alter: failing at life since 1979.
sick
My kid was sick last week.
The bf’s kid was sick yesterday.
My ex is sick.
Now I’m sick.
And the bf is starting to feel sick.
So that’s awesome.
I feel very not well, but adulting doesn’t stop just because you’re sick. I wish some other people would learn this lesson. *sigh*
you know it’s going to be a crazy day
when you wake up at 6 am to your boyfriend, nearly in tears, telling you he needs you to take him to the emergency room.
Luckily, he’s going to be fine (with a little help from my old pal Percocet).
I’ve accomplished quite a bit so far today: I’ve taken two kids to school. Got a court docket covered. Took the bf to the ER. Answered some work emails. Played nurse (that role will resume this evening). Next up: night court (oh yay).
I need a nap.
oh hey, monday

STRESS…I have it. Lots of it.
where does the good go?
My boyfriend and I don’t fight very often. We tend to have one big blow up fight per year. Luckily, we always seem to come out stronger on the other side. I think we have now paid our dues for 2015, and I’m looking forward to the rest of the year being drama free & happy. Back to our regularly scheduled awesomeness.
I’m also looking forward to the make up sex tonight. That almost makes it all worth it.
Except not really because I hate fighting with him. HATE IT.
anxiety
I’m having one of those days where I feel like I fail at life. All I want to do is go to sleep and try again tomorrow.