About last night: SAD PROM

I was worried because the weather got bad (❄️❄️❄️) and I thought we were going to have to cancel. But my friends are hardcore and they got themselves here. We had a great time.

D and I decorated the house in streamers and balloons. It was hilariously bad. Then we waited, and of course I had to selfie.

When the friends started arriving, we posed for prom pics.

And then the drinking games started:

We played Never Have I Ever and Who’s Most Likely…

My cards:

There was slow dancing:

And lots of drinking…

And we crowned the prom king!

I enjoyed keeping it really small this time. It’s easier to hang out and get in quality time with just the core group of friends present. We did miss A&R though. And there is a bit of drama going on in our group that has me bummed, but it wouldn’t be prom without drama, right?

D and I didn’t fall asleep until around four. I’m dragging a bit today, but I’m not hungover at all. We’re going to lunch later. I love our day after the party lunches where we recap and gossip.

Happy Sunday!

Snow day ❄️ ☃️ ❄️

I have leggings on under my jeans, which have a fleece lining, and I stole my husband’s coat.

This is one happy husky, y’all. We played several rounds of fetch/chase.

I felt like a Stark out there. It’s really coming down.

brought to you courtesy of beer and xanax

The Essentials
Name: Jennifer
Nickname: Jenn. Never Jenny. Only my grandmother got away with calling me that, and she’s dead now, so…don’t.
Location: Missouri
Age: 34
Height: 5’6 (and a ½)
Zodiac sign: Cancer
Favorite thing about yourself: My determination.
Worst habit: My general awkwardness. It’s painful.
Fun fact: I once accidentally brought pot into the courthouse. It was in my purse and went through the scanner and past the drug dog. I got lucky. 🙂

Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Female
Sexual preference: Penis, though I’ve had some experience with the ladies in the past.
Romantic preference: I love romance. I adore cutesy texts, cuddles, saying I love you, special date nights, and getting flowers. That stuff makes me happy.
“Kinsey Scale” score: 2. (Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual.)
Relationship status: Divorced. Currently in a two year relationship with the love of my life.
Myers/Briggs type: INFJ
Introvert(89%) iNtuitive(12%) Feeling(50%) Judging(78%)

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor

Routine
“Early Bird” or “Night Owl”: Night Owl. I hate getting up in the morning.
Morning routine: Hit snooze at least 2-4 times, pee, shower, put on make-up, fix hair, get dressed, get the kiddo ready if he’s with me, walk the dog, grab a diet pepsi, and leave.
Bath or shower: Shower
First thought in the morning: Motherfucker really?
Last thought before falling asleep at night: I always calculate how much sleep I can get before the alarm goes off, and then I usually think about work or sex.

School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: Work
Where do you work/study: My law firm.
What do you do: Lawyer. Consumer Bankruptcy Law & Criminal Defense.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Cancer free, rich, and happy. Hopefully living in a super fancy house with a swimming pool.

Habits (Do you … )
Drink: A lot. Beer and wine mostly.
Smoke: No. Yuck.
Do Drugs: Some.
Exercise: Walking, running, and the occasional yoga. Wanna start PiYo, I think.
Have a go-to comfort food: burritos and cookies.
Have a nervous habit: clenching teeth and tapping my foot.

What is your favorite …
Physical quality (in yourself): eyes
In Others: Smile & eyes. Then the ass.
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): Strength of will. I’m a fighter.
Food: burrito
Drink: Diet Pepsi
Animal: fat orange tabby cats. i want one.
Artist/Band/Group: DMB for life.
Author/Poet: I can’t pick just one. Sorry.
TV Show: Game of Thrones
Actor: I don’t really give a shit about such stuff, but probably Jeff Bridges because The Big Lebowski. Duh.
Actress: Kate Winslet or Angelina Jolie
Blogger: Bitches Gotta Eat. You’re welcome. <3