Will use again.
This is what awaited me when I walked out of my bedroom this morning.
I’m feeling cute today, so that had to be documented.
And then there was this:
My neighbor (the nurse who thinks that social distancing is stupid) recently acquired a chihuahua puppy (because her old one passed away last month). This little fucker stands at the fence line and barks his fucking face off like a little fucking bitch, and it’s making me crazy. I’m pretty sure Bismarck wants to eat him, and I, who normally love all animals, am in favor of this plan. I’m going to punt kick this motherfucker if he doesn’t shut the fuck up.
I have little helpers:
Oh and another perk: I’m still in my pajamas at 11:30.