chihuahua hell

My neighbor (the nurse who thinks that social distancing is stupid) recently acquired a chihuahua puppy (because her old one passed away last month). This little fucker stands at the fence line and barks his fucking face off like a little fucking bitch, and it’s making me crazy. I’m pretty sure Bismarck wants to eat him, and I, who normally love all animals, am in favor of this plan. I’m going to punt kick this motherfucker if he doesn’t shut the fuck up.